Biscuit the Dog (Pron: biss-kit thuh dogg) prop. noun : would-be writerist, married male, living on East Coast of Norfolk, England; home genre: horror. Long leash permits access to other genres. Given to twists of absurdity, overstatement and childishness reflecting reluctance to grow up. Rarely to be taken seriously.
(Defn supplied by Modern Oxford Book of Biscuit the Dog Definitions)

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